Welcome to the world of unapologetically bold flavors, where health meets hustle. We’re proud to introduce our new line of cold pressed juices, now available right here in Houston, TX. At F*** You, Feed Me we believe that what you put in your body should be as fierce and vibrant as you are. Our juices are crafted for those who don’t settle for average—they’re for the ones who demand excellence, both in life and in what they consume.
Why Cold Pressed?
Cold pressed juices aren’t just a trend—they’re a lifestyle. The cold pressing process preserves the maximum amount of nutrients, delivering pure, unfiltered energy straight from the earth to your bottle. No heat, no additives, just raw, natural goodness. Whether you’re hitting the gym, grinding through a busy day, or just need a reset, our juices are your go-to for a quick, powerful boost.
What’s in the Bottle?
We’re serving up a range of bold, flavorful blends that reflect the essence of Houston—vibrant, diverse, and full of life. Each juice is crafted from the freshest ingredients, carefully selected to nourish your body and elevate your vibe. Here’s a sneak peek at some of our signature blends:
- Healthy Greens: A revitalizing mix of kale, spinach, parsley, green apple, ginger, and lemon, designed to fuel your hustle and keep you glowing.
- ABC Juice: With a powerful blend of beets, carrots, and apple, this juice is all about heart health and energy, keeping you on top of your game.
- Watermelon Refresher: A bold blend of watermelon, mint, and lime—refreshing, hydrating, and perfect for the Houston heat.
Where to Find Us
Houston, you asked, and we delivered. Our juices are now for pick up on Saturdays and Sundays. Delivery is also available for our super juice freaks looking to load up on juices for a fast.
Join the Movement
At F*** You, Feed Me**, we’re not just selling juice—we’re creating a movement. It’s about living unapologetically, embracing your power, and fueling your body with the best. Follow us on Instagram @forgetyoufeedme to stay updated on where you can find our juices, and join the conversation with #FYouSlurpMe.
Ready to Sip?
Whether you’re a Houston native or just passing through, make sure to grab a bottle of F*** You, Slurp Me cold-pressed juice. It’s more than just a drink—it’s a statement. So, what are you waiting for? Level up your life with every sip.